This morning I swung my substantial derriere in such an unfortunate fashion, that it bumped my 2-year old’s head into the sink. At first I thought he was ok but then the blood started gushing. From his nose and mouth.
I thought it could not get any worse.
And then I just squished his finger [...]
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The gods had condemned Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling a rock to the top of a mountain, whence the stone would fall back of its own weight. They had thought with some reason that there is no more dreadful punishment than futile and hopeless labor.
If one believes Homer, Sisyphus was the wisest and [...]
This is an exert of a transcript of a 30 minute “Special” on the Oprah Winfrey Show.
Title: “Oprah Special – Cindaf*ckingingrella”
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Applause, enter Oprah who waves, smiles and hugs people on her way to the little platform where she takes a seat in a sofa.
O: “Anybody who [...]
I don’t consider myself particularly weak or fragile. But I sure cry a lot. In all kinds of situations.
I cry when I am sad, angry, happy, moved, touched, frustrated and ashamed.
I almost ALWAY cry when watching the Little House on the Prairie. Damn that Pa’ Ingalls: He gets me every time with his [...]
Feeling fragile? Here is the recipe for my very favorite cake in the world. Now, usually, I’m a “screw-fruit-and-bring-out-the-chocolate” kind of person but this cake just has it all: Dead-easy to make, looks like a million dollars, tastes heavenly and can be made well in advance for a lot of people.
You need:
(Serves ca. [...]
“Mooom… I’m thirsty!”
“Be right there..”
Drawing Catfish.
“MOOOOM!”
“ASK YOUR FATHER!”
Watching OMG234 draw …. ‘Homerun’
“Honey, you wanna come up and say goodnight to the kids?”
“YEA, YEA – SLEEP TIGHT!”
Drawing ‘Rhianna’
Tap to watch Kristine LJ guess ‘Pinata’
“Moom, my hair is on fire!”
“Well, put it out!” Drawing ‘Elton’.
“Moom, [...]
Go to eat.
Take them off while eating.
Look for them.
Find them.
Bathe kids.
Take them off.
Look for them.
Find them.
Watch something.
Take them off.
Look for them.
Find them.
Drive a car.
Take them off at arrival.
Look for them.
On and mothereffin’ on.
…
I spend aeons looking for my [...]
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