Take A Hike!

I just got back from a hike and I feel so good and healthy and filled with energy, that I simply have to share all this self-righteousness with you.

First, let me tell you a secret. Not many people know this and there is a multi-billion dollar industry of protein bars, special hiking equipment such as shoes, boots, pants, socks and walking-canes, vitamin-laced beverages and fruit-gels with special energy-enhancing qualities…. All these will not want you to know this… But here it is:

Hiking is walking.

No drama about it.

You just put one foot in front of the next and off you go.

So… Off I went.

First adventurous thing I spotted was this trail of slime made by a slug. It shall forever remain one of nature’s great mysteries but… What happened?? Obviously, this slugger must have been intoxicated, making a twirly trail before it died. At least, at the end of the trail, there it was, dead.

I mused at the fact that snails are hermaphrodites which means that they can literally go fuck themselves!

Oh, nature, you crack me up!

Slug_ cindafuckingrella

Ahh, the open road.

And here comes a bunch of flowers, weeds and other stuff, I found pretty.

Thistle cindafuckingrella

Feels good to do good.

Be good, my friend.