Here is what I want to know:

Why do women fan their eyes with their hands when they cry?

And on that note:

Why do people fan their mouthes with their hands after having eaten something hot?

Why does my husband say: “We” when he means “you”? (“WE should get [insert chore] done…”)

Who swims Butterfly and why?

Why do couples say: “WE are pregnant?”

Why does my little brother need to fart every time he gets into a car?

Why does my little brother need to burp every time he is on the phone?

Why are farts the funniest thing on Earth?

Why did someone write the Bible? Why so unclear, self-contradictory and in a time before mass-media?

Why is it that my nails can be as short as possible and still dirty?

Why do people have their crotches waxed?

Why is it that in movies they NEVER ever bother to put something in people’s suitcases, so you can tell they’re just props?

Wanna know?

Go lookie: www.quora.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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