Currently viewing the tag: "Husband’s HUUUGE PENIS"
At our house, ever so often, this scene plays out, like a bad movie:
Fade in:
Panorama of living room.
Zoom in on Wife reading quietly in sofa, licking her finger before turning the page.
Enter: Husband. He walks about as if searching something.
Wife looks up at him, smiles, then looks back at her […]
