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This is an exert of a transcript of a 30 minute “Special” on the Oprah Winfrey Show.
Title: “Oprah Special – Cindaf*ckingingrella”
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Applause, enter Oprah who waves, smiles and hugs people on her way to the little platform where she takes place in a sofa.
O: “Anybody who is [...]
I don’t consider myself particularly weak or fragile. But I sure cry a lot. In all kinds of situations.
I cry when I am sad, angry, happy, moved, touched, frustrated and ashamed.
I almost ALWAY cry when watching the Little House on the Prairie. Damn that Pa’ Ingalls: He gets me every time with his [...]
Feeling fragile? Here is the recipe for my very favorite cake in the world. Now, usually, I’m a “screw-fruit-and-bring-out-the-chocolate” kind of person but this cake just has it all: Dead-easy to make, looks like a million dollars, tastes heavenly and can be made well in advance for a lot of people.
You need:
(Serves ca. [...]
Go to eat.
Take them off while eating.
Look for them.
Find them.
Bathe kids.
Take them off.
Look for them.
Find them.
Watch something.
Take them off.
Look for them.
Find them.
Drive a car.
Take them off at arrival.
Look for them.
On and mothereffin’ on.
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I spend aeons looking for my [...]
In our kitchen, we have the world’s largest drawer.
Things that may – or may not – actually be in that drawer:
Old and new batteries, nicely mixed in with each other so you will never know which is which Lots and lots of sun glasses. And a set of 3D glasses. (WHY?) [...]
I am hearing voices. It’s mostly one. And HOLY CRAPADOOLEY is she a bitch.
(What is a good bitch-name? Alexis? Yeah! I like “Alexis” for a bitch-name! It has all those prickly, pointy letters you could cut yourself on like ‘A’ and “L” and “I” and ‘X’… Wait – would it be full blown [...]
Emil from Lonneberga is a small Swedish boy, who constantly gets himself into a world of trouble in Astrid Lindgren’s heartwarming books. He lives on a farm with his parents, sister, a witless milk maid and their farmhand – Alfred. Alfred is Emil’s best friend and they have each other’s back. It is Emil, who [...]
It started in the car on the way home as I picked them up. The big one took the little one’s monkey and the little one showed the world his impressive new crying technique where he opens his mouth and makes a sound a firetruck would envy.
Home, they fought over the Legos. (“Waaaaahhhh!”)
Then the [...]
Man, I was tired this morning. Once everybody was up and seated by their breakfasts, we realized that we had gotten up an hour early thanks to the 2-year old, who messed with our alarm clock yesterday. Having all the time in the world everybody took their sweet-ass time – with the consequence that we [...]
Kim Yong Il: “I shall have a bite”.
Me: “Ok, well use your fork.”.
Kim Yong Il: “Waaaaah – NO – YOU DO IT!”
Me: “Ok-ok, calm down!”
Kim Yong Il: “NO – NOT THAT ONE!”
Me: “Is it this one?”
Kim Yong Il: “Yes”.
It falls off the fork.
Kim Yong Il: “WWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!”
Me: [...]
I heard it said that a job application is like a love letter. You want to tell them about all the wonderful things you shall do together – not a whole lot about what you did with your last boyfriend. And your resume should reek of all the things you can do – again, not [...]
Once, as me and my girlfriends were getting ready to go out for a night on the town, I recorded us on tape. As we tried on clothes, drank cheap white wine and applied vast amounts of mascara, my old tape recorder (Shut up, I AM that old!) caught every word.
I found that tape [...]
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